Dale Cooper: Coffee Critic.
Leo and Shelly are quite the couple. You can tell they are really in love. The way he stretches out her face skin is so LOVING . . . but apparently his tampon fell out, probably when his truck hit a bump, because his clothes had quite a lot of blood all over them.
One thing that seems kind of funny is the mail order bride speaks pretty good English, but Laura Palmer had to come help her with her English . . . I suspect that they were lesbian lovers. It's also funny that she's supposed to be the most beautiful woman in the county. Because she's not. Nor is Audrey. She's got veiny, veiny hands, man.
Ok, conjecture time. Mrs. Palmer: psychic! She's having visions and screaming a lot.
I also suspect that Donna's mother was crippled in a logging accident, the same one that the Log Lady found her log in. I suspect that the spirit of Mrs. Hayward's legs are in the Log Lady's log.
Ok, yet more evidence that the psychiatrist is friggin' NUTS. And a thief. And maybe a murderer. I mean, he certainly has murdered fashion. Well, domestically abused it at least.
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